Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"

by Stingy444 June 20, 2022

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

Me

I would have told that guy not to do that.

Hym "I mean.... I didn't think it needed to be said but you are all actively trying to keep me out of public discussion so that I cannot tell people to do or not do things buuuuuut.... I would have told that guy not to do that thing. Sooo.... Your fault. Enjoy cleaning up the fallout create by you doing the thing to me that you're doing."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

Deal with people like me

Is that what I should be saying, fat bitch who proves that even the fat cocks have to slum it sometimes?

Hym "You don't deal with people like me. You fuck the fat cocks and then demonize me for you doing that. NO ONE deals with people like me because there ARE no people like me. There is exactly 1 trillionaire on the planet right now."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

Rid'l me dis

Explain a complex issue

Rid'l me dis in detail.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Don’t leave me on paused

This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.

Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry

by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018

Me

Are you seriously that fucking bored

Someone just searched me on the UD

Me : you uncultured swine if your bored go talk to ur girl 🤣

by How bored r u September 1, 2021