Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.

Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

A person who loves jesus and all things republican, and is against the unholy. Votes for the right no matter what, because the right is always right. Sometimes seen written as jesus-rag.

"Are we going to the church group at 6:00?"
"Hecken yeah I love those j-rags!"

by BlakeLovesGod July 2, 2022

Rags

Fat nigga mexican that says he will hack anyone that says fortnite is bad

This nigga is a punk ass rags fr

by Bigman26666ap May 20, 2020

Plague Rag

Slang for a face mask, face covering or gaiter to protect oneself from germs, in particular COVID-19

"Why are you still wearing your plague rag? We have been home for ten minutes?" or "You better wash that dirty plague rag, immediately!"

by dottie hinkle December 25, 2020

Appalachian Cum Rag

A short sleeved T-shirt worn upside down like a pair of shorts and used to catch your cumshot after masturbating.

Thank god I had an extra Tyler Childers shirt to use as an Appalachian cum rag last night!

by RandyLover69420 March 15, 2024

rag bitch

A person who is really slow both physically and mentally. He is always sad and depressed which also explains their stagnant nature. A Ragbitch doesn't have fashion sense so dresses like a rag and behaves like a bitch. He has also realized that he is not competent to do anything. He has also tried the Cleveland Steam Roller on himself but nowadays sticks with Alabama Lean Pocket. Although he doesn't intend to be lame and repulsive, he can't help it because of his inherent nature. He fucks up all plans and can't be trusted.
Basically you don't want to be a Ragbitch.

Aarnav: Mom not home, lets drink at my place.
Raghav: Sure
----- Raghav doesn't show up ------
Aarnav: It's been 20 minutes, why aren't you here?
Raghav: My mom didn't allow me
Aarnav: Stop being a Rag bitch

Charlie used to be cool but now he is a Ragbitch

by Chillerkiller2016 May 27, 2016

jizz rag

A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.

Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.

Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.

We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.

by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024