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Being a Tom Brady

Noun: named after New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, the same quarterback who let a football slip through his fingers in Super Bowl 52.

Other meanings: stop being a priss.
Person A: I'm scared to dissect that dead frog in Biology class.
Me: Oh, stop being a Tom Brady, it's dead! It's not like the frog's gonna come back to life a s a zombie or anything.
by #FlyEaglesFly June 16, 2018
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The cutest being

The cutest being is clearly someone who mindlessly refuses the fact that they are cute
"You know that guy Chris? Yeah, he's the cutest being in this universe!"
"Yeah! He sure is."
by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots September 1, 2024
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.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
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Being a shit

When someone's using slightly darker humor/or just being a shit
Oh I was being a shit Steve!
by Uncle_mother October 22, 2023
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The problem being

The only women I interact with are ones that approach me and what I'm making them uncomfortable sinole by virtue of existing proximally. I am not harassing any women in the workplace and I am in fact being harassed in the workplace... In a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. And there you sit... Downplaying the significance of the latter... And lying blatantly about the former. Additionally, I refuse to do whatever social engineering bullshit this is supposed to be or whatever you're trying to turn it into.
Hym "The problem being I can see you commenting on and participating in what is happening to me and if I am not made whole I am going to make holes in somebody's kid. I think you are trying to waste years of my life because you wasted years of your life pretending to do a religion you had no intention of doing fully and of which you failed to fully gasp both the implications of what you are doing (and what you're doing to other people by trying to enforce it) and the immorality of doing so."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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