Want

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A British teenage girl rapist "See, I don't WANT kids to die... So it doesn't matter that I'm actively doing the thing to you that you said was going to lead you to murder them because my vague desire somehow supercedes the thing that I actively signed off on and (likely) lead to the death of other children. See, me WANTING the right things makes me good. And if you don't want the things I want then you're bad. And that means that I can do whatever I want to you without consequences and even if there ARE consequences I can shield myself from those with collectivizing and lying. And then when you murder kids I'm going to pretend that I'm not complicit I any way because I literally don't have to do anything to be considered "good" and as long as I maintain the illusion of being on the side that I'm on, I can thrive like the fungus I am for as long as these people will continue to pretend with me."

Hym "I mean... That's pretty self aware. I thought you were Russell Brand initially because I saw 'British teenage girl rapist' and I thought 'I know that Russell Brand was accused of raping a 17 year old and drooling down her throat and then she got a rape kit and went to therapy over it.' But that statement is a little too self aware for him."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

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You want to play, lets play

Line meaning a someone wants another person to fuck them.

Person 1: You want to play, lets play 😏
Person 2: 😏😏😏

by GamerRoblox9000 August 03, 2023

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I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand February 28, 2016

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Do you want a turn of this?

A skits way of asking “do you want a hit of this joint?”

Sass mate: “Oi Quinton, do you want a turn of this?”
Talkin Pete:”Fuckin hell mate, that was a fuckin skits story.” Lezley Mackerel:“Well it’s only the beginning mate.” Talkin Pete:”Well, do you want a turn of this before you tell me the next part?” Lezley Mackerel:”Cheers mate, pretty good shit eh. What is it?” Talkin Pete: “I’m not sure, I think it might be Jack Herer or something.”

by jiveturkey02 July 29, 2019

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