thumb me dumbly

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity

Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are

by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019

Meet Me at Quail

A threat used to initiate a fight, battle, or duel

If you say one more thing about my mom, you can meet me at Quail.

by 8trill April 29, 2022

fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de

omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

blow me

Pissing me off

Your about to blow me

by Shake some ass April 6, 2023

why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

Hit me, but don’t shit me

It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.

Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021