Me

Someone who

Can barely spell because of his phone keyboard

Makes rarely more than 1 minute videos

Luke: oh look its (me, my name)

Me makes videos that are rarely longer than 1 minute!

by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball November 25, 2020

Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.

Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010

Beats me

Usually meaning “I don’t know” but it comes with the implied meaning that you don’t care enough to think. (“I don’t know and because I don’t care”)

Abigail asked me where I want to eat and not really caring I replied with “beats me”.

by Beatsme_idc July 17, 2022

me like tea milk

a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tôi thích trá sưa. tôi = me, thích = like, trá = tea, sưa = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*

"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"

by whooosaidtheowl December 25, 2021

Turn me up shmere

When you see shmere go crazy or when shmere came in like dee

*girl twerks on shmere

"TURN ME UP SHMERE"

by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019

Watermelon me

When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.

Did you just watermelon me?
Why did you watermelon me?
Sorry for watermeloning you.

by Nelson-Mortimer June 5, 2018

now&me

A safe space on the internet where amazing people meet.

Dude now&me is such a wholesome website

by woodyniho November 23, 2021