me cagüen tu mai

Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.

-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot

-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.

Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.

by Alailakimmm April 24, 2021

hoeing me down

To screw someone over

I asked Marty to work for me and he did not answer. Marty is hoeing me down

by Astrosalltheway October 5, 2017

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

by MrnextX December 30, 2017

Me

Something you hate

You(me): I hate myself

by SolivagantSonder March 17, 2024

me your ex

someone beautiful or handsome, that all the people want to date. we are kind, caring , reallll fine too. but most of all, someone you fumbled and missed out on cus you were too immature. We are up on all the trend but still are hella smart and you’ll never find someone like us again.

person one to person two: bro i need a girlfriend, some one stunning and nice
person two: oh yea you’ll find someone-
you: me your ex? yeah

by tylerthecreator?? February 20, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

by Whiteswordgift December 9, 2022