half-first great-cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin’s grandchild.

My half-first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Eskimo Cousin

When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways

Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night

Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

Cousining

Acting like you like someone when you really are just trying to get something from them.

Acting like you are close to someone, as if they are family, when you are actually trying to get close to them so you are in a better position to hurt or exploit them.

Treating someone like you are close to them, to get them to lower their guard, when in reality you have bad intentions.

Why are you cousining me?

Don't cousin me!

by bkwrd December 18, 2024

first cousin-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's child.
2. The child of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

great-great-great-cousin-nephew

First cousin's great-great-grandson.

My great-great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

first great-great-cousin-aunt

Great-grandparent's female first cousin.

My first great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Cousin Dweeb

A special sort of tweeker or a junky that always has atleast 2 objects in both hands, one of the objects of course being a dead lighter. Subject always has a million broken things found in the garbage to fix and three or four important jobs he's agreed to do but will enevitably flake on.

Boss: Why isn't anything done on this job yet!? And why is there briken garbage everywhere?!
Cousin Dweeb: Chill out boss, you know you can trust me...hey you got a hit?

by Edmenonymous April 8, 2019