Clitsack

When a girl has a stupidly long clit to the point that it sags like a ballsack. In some cases it may look like a penis. However, that is highly rare and almost never documented.

Tyler: Dude this girl i hooked up with said she wants to stick her clitsack in my butthole.

Mike: Dude that's hardcore. I guess she just wants to be one of the guys.

Tyler: Dude I hope she isn't.

by brohym1295 June 9, 2010

Closeline Laugh

Closeline laughing occurs when you start laughing hysterically in a high pitched tone and then randomly dropping a couple octaves (think squirrel laugh to lumberjack laugh in a matter of seconds!). The promiscuous lady, from The Notebook, does this after watching street lights change, like the adventurous southern girl she is.

Jane ran merrily along giggling, until she ran into a low tree branch, causing her to closeline laugh and lose all her friends for sounding like a dike.

by HappyF$&!ingGilmore September 1, 2012

close female friend

Close female friends who share a bed and both of their husbands probably died of “The plage”
Tragic really :(

I heard that Sarah and her close female friend Beth are going to a lake this weekend.

by Sapphic Oak July 8, 2022

lipstick clitstick

a lipstick clitstick is a type of vibrater.. with the design that looks like a lipstick, it vibrates on a girls clit to give her sexual pleasure.

friend 1: did you hear alicia moanin' lastnight?

friend 2: yeah i heard shes got a lipstick clitstick from her ex

friend 1: what a whore!

by KissMeAllOver.x3 March 17, 2009

Mantua Closet Monster

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

by lil ralphie February 4, 2010

cheesin in the closet

cheerful homosexuality, often performed in a secretive manner

I swear, if those guys aren't fruiting around they're cheesin in the closet.

by retsehcmai January 24, 2009

Closet Killer

A fan of the band The Killers, but doesnt tell anybody because he or she feels that they would be mocked listening to them.

i heard that Hardcore Jenny is afraid to tell everyone she loves The Killers music. She is so a Closet Killer.

by FSU Austin January 21, 2007