Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 08, 2024
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Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.
MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...
by Katie Marie Bell October 12, 2011
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Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.
"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.
by Drone24601 August 06, 2022
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firehouse squirrel

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
by Wayward EMT January 22, 2016
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with squirrel

"Yoooo, I heard that chick's with squirrel"
by dinaseagull August 22, 2019
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Nesting Squirrel

An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."
"Poor Joe, he seems really depressed."
"His girlfriend just left him. She was a nesting squirrel."
by squirrel wrangler June 03, 2010
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Squirrel Butter

The strings of goo that form between sex organs as they come apart. Like the splitting of slices of hot pizza, think strings of cheese. Typically found on gay men whose nut sacks have fused and are pulled apart.
"Ah Frederick, did you see the squirrel butter on our testicles the other night? The strands were very long."
by TreeFolk May 31, 2018
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