I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Keep

A cat and sheep combination that eventually grows into a shat.

"I saw a keep the other day as I drove in my Jeep. It went beep."

by Minty Mochis December 8, 2021

all our food keeps BLOWING UP

basically arbys food keeps blowing up for some reason idk why they keep blowing up god help me istg-

chicken *explosion*
we'd like to take a moment to announce that *explosion* AAAAAA-
all our food keeps BLOWING UP *explosion mid sentence*

by aviation lover 123 October 2, 2025

Keep Knit

A designated "look out" for the fuzz when something nefarious is going down.

Keep Knit while I raid that betches stash! I don't want any surprises this time!

by Marla_Singer March 27, 2023

how long should i keep the poopy in

duct tape

me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in

by doccuh April 24, 2022

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018