bouldered out of your bonzai

The extream version of being "stoned out of your tree" Think big stone, little tree, therefore really bloody high.

After 4 buckets, I was so bouldered out of my bonzai that the Fox lineup was amusing...

by mangopeach August 24, 2005

burnt out light bulb

A female that just doesn't get it, no matter how simple you put it.

It turned out the girl I met at the party last week was a "burnt out light bulb", Dumb as a door knob.

by boobie_builder April 10, 2009

I'd probably check it out

It can mean many things, mainly you would give it a try or consider it. Could imply sex, or just try it in general.

Wow I have to say Linda is looking hot in her 2 for 1's, I'd probably check it out. If you know what I mean, wink, wink, lol

by SpeedEuphoria May 30, 2008

ima knock a bitch out

When someone says this they are going punch a person( a girl) in the head/face and knock them out

" Man, Ima knock a bitch out if i don't get my money today!"

by Doctor Incognegro November 13, 2013

National make out day

National make out day is when you garb your BF, GF, or best friend and make out. This day occurs on 4/14

National make out day is when you make out with a friend

by National make out day May 26, 2018

Biden Afghan Pull Out

When 3 friends (usually men) are penetrating all three holes of the same woman and pull out to cum on her face at the same time.

Last night me and the boys were fucking this chick, a fly landed on daryl’s head so we had to do a Biden Afghan Pull Out

by ninjamakingtea May 25, 2021

when in doubt pull it out

This has a double meaning depending on how big of a douche bag you really are. The first meaning is, the point at which you decide to unleash the beast as opposed to keeping it caged. This is done without knowing what your date's reaction will be. The second meaning is, when confronted with the possibility of becoming insta-dad, due to lack of trust or your bad luck, close to copulation due to the fact that your retarded ass forgot a rubber.

Dibble: Hey what do you think of my little pee-pee?

Jen: Oh my God its tiny but you know what they say "When in doubt pull it out".

Dibble: I'm gonna jizz but I don't want to contaminate the world with my seed!
Tamara: Well when in doubt pull it out i guess?

by big kev 79 July 22, 2011