Hidden in the deep and mysterious undercurrents of the Federal legal machinery, billion-dollar Law Firms, profit offsetting Debters-in-Posession, and Parasitic Restructuring Teams methodically extract unimaginable financial compensation from the many hopeless, helpless and beleaguered businesses unlucky enough to file for Chapter 11 ‘relief’.
Well, we’re on credit-hold with every one of our vendors, we can’t pay our staff, our taxes or operating expenses; looks like we’re heading for Chapter 11.
Right. Now all of our debt will be resolved and a Debtor-In-Posession can loan us about 20 million dollars that they don’t expect to recover; they will use that loss to tax-offset profit from their other business interests and the loan funds mostly to pay excessively padded legal and professional fees. The objective here is to delay, extend and postpone definitive resolution of the case in order to optimize the Business of Bankruptcy. Unsecured creditors lose, lawyers win.
Right. Now all of our debt will be resolved and a Debtor-In-Posession can loan us about 20 million dollars that they don’t expect to recover; they will use that loss to tax-offset profit from their other business interests and the loan funds mostly to pay excessively padded legal and professional fees. The objective here is to delay, extend and postpone definitive resolution of the case in order to optimize the Business of Bankruptcy. Unsecured creditors lose, lawyers win.
by YAWA September 1, 2025
Get the The Business of Bankruptcymug. "My boys came over and crashed the car in the woods, then stumbled upon a case of money."
"Oh, shit business bro!"
"Oh, shit business bro!"
by Psychonomy x December 26, 2016
Get the shit businessmug. by Beck stewart June 3, 2021
Get the Business trippedmug. “im matching energy by standing on business!! “
stand on business means im matching energy and or giving the same vibe
stand on business means im matching energy and or giving the same vibe
by Iamtheeriyah November 25, 2023
Get the stand on businessmug. Someone who is absolutely goonerrific, likes emo girls and says funklenuts. Also walks and makes sounds like the goblins from clash royale.
by Hunter gamlin August 12, 2025
Get the Banana businessmug. What you say when you work a M-F job and it is Friday and you want to reference Monday without having to say Monday. You instinctively want to say tomorrow on Friday but if you had the word Business as in Business Day, then you can use the idea of the next business day in the form of a tomorrow.
by DrakeThePengu August 13, 2021
Get the Business Tomorrowmug. by rIpPiN_rUGz August 12, 2022
Get the Busy Doctormug.