Toilet Paper Douche

Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►

n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.

Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•

Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /

Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19

This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.

Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.

Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.

by Jack Jan March 16, 2020

Rock paper scissors

Why was my rock paper scissors one not get published. (I chose rock btw). I jsut want to play some paper paper scissors

Let's play some rock paper scissors please

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

paper bag bitch

A girl with a fat ass and good pussy but all fucked up in the face

"Aye you know that one girl Tracy"

"Yeah she got a fine body but she a paper bag bitch"

by Fuckggzziswhereitsat June 1, 2016

catch my paper

Getting a fighting round with somebody

Brudda told me to go catch my paper so i did

by Daturbandude August 2, 2016

read the paper motherfucker

An action performed by springtrap in Five Nights At Fuckboys 3.

S.Trap(In British accent) : Read the paper motherfucker

by 12346872763739393&3774747 January 23, 2017

Important Papers Folder

A folder containing documents of importance but with ranging categories. For short I.P.F.

Hey man, can you hand me my important papers folder? it's got my job application in it.

by The Italian Stallion Chode March 15, 2011

Glock Paper Scissors

When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.

Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"

Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Me: "I win."

When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023