Staten Island Transfer

When one feels the urge to defecate while in the shower, instead of getting out and sitting on the toilet one defecates into their own hand, then reaches out to drop the turds into the bowl

"I just saw Mike drop his stool sample in the toilet while he was showering"
" From his hand? He did the Staten Island Transfer"

by NankerPheldge October 3, 2020

Staten Island Tech

also known colloquially as "Tech", it is the only specialized high school in staten island so every smart kid on the island tries to go, but half of the school is from Brooklyn anyways. it's highly ranked as one of the best schools in the nation for no tangible reason. most ride the s79 to get there and those who dont are rich enough to get car service or have a car. it is barely trying to get more diverse but faculty is all white and play favorites so it's not working and there is always an insect infestation going on. you know everybody in your grade because Tech is tiny and overcrowded as fuck. you can get a good balance between education and social life there if you never sleep and kiss your all teachers' ass. everybody and every teacher thinks they're better than any other high school in the area (i.e. new dorp, fort hamilton). it also has a strange system of staircases where only one can access all floors.

I applied to Staten Island Tech because I didn't have another choice. It was this or Stuy or Tottenville but I chose tech because it's "more personal".

Bruh, I tried to take staircase I to the third floor but i forgot it goes to the roof so I had to run back down to the basement to take H instead. Who the fuck designed this building?

by iloveirks October 19, 2020

Why Destroy The Island?

A conglomeration of individuals making music at Tufts University since 2010.

Tufts student 1: "Dude! Did you go see the 'Why Destroy The Island?' concert at the Crafts House last night?"

Tufts Student 2: "Yeah bro, their music changed my life!"

Tufts Student 1: "Let's go to the Hotung Café tonight to see them agian!"

Tufts Student 2: "Oh, hell yes!"

by nathanmann11 June 24, 2011

Blonde Long Island

When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.

"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"

by heyfranklme August 25, 2011

long Island Bonesaw

Bringing a prositiute to your beach house

scotts plan for a "Long Island Bonesaw," was derailed by a police investigation.

by hoss geller September 10, 2011

Total Firey Island

The Predecessor For BFDI. The thing that started the object show.
Made in 2008.

Total Firey Island is a lost bfdi comic.

by El Guh, The milk and cereal September 9, 2022

Desert Island Dick

When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.

An extremely long head session.

Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.

Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.

by NavyDude215 April 21, 2010