You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

try/catch these hands

When you ask a programmer to catch these hands.

How about you try/catch these hands, bitch?

by NiggaFarage July 6, 2023

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

Ultra-catch

Primary used to describe a girl who could be considered the epitome of human perfection

Damn, my girl is an ultra-catch!

by JPC97 September 26, 2014

<.7.9.7.6>If I catch Myself Not DOing WHat I Want To Do, I WIll Kill You All <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>If I catch Myself Not DOing WHat I Want To Do, I WIll Kill You All <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Es Tu Punteria Es Tu <.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6>If I catch Myself Not DOing WHat I Want To Do, I WIll Kill You All <.7.9.7.6.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Is 《¤》Called《¤》Air《¤》Bud《¤》Catches《¤》More《¤》Balls《¤》Than《¤》A《¤》Golden《¤》Retriever《¤》

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《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Is 《¤》Called《¤》Air《¤》Bud《¤》Catches《¤》More《¤》Balls《¤》Than《¤》A《¤》Golden《¤》Retriever《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

CAtch parts

Do something sexual with significant other

Yeah connor, I’m boutta catch parts with that girl Anna.. she’s good looking.

by Big Doinks October 5, 2017