Golden strawberry

A golden shower when the girl is on her period.

Tina was on her period so I had her give me a golden strawberry.

by Crontastic March 11, 2020

golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower

Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!

by almasty September 2, 2020

golden cowbell

When you're pissing on a girls head and you smack your dick against her face while repeating the words " ding dong ding dong"

Last night while I was fucking your mom, she asked me to treat her like the filthy cow she is, so I grabbed her by the utters and gave her a golden cowbell!

by ReelDebt August 7, 2017

Golden Sauna

When taking a piss in a porta-a-john on a cold night and the steam from it rises up and hits you.

"Hey, smell me"

"Why?"

"I just took a golden sauna"

by Proto314 September 26, 2017

golden girl

The formal act of shaming, by full-screening a Youtube video, typically of the popular television show Golden Girls, for leaving one's laptop unlocked, whilst attending to physical matters.

etymology: Explorys, circa 2012

Yo... he just left his computer unlocked:
we should golden girl him.

by deekim October 28, 2019

Golden Mickey

The Golden Mickey is the act of giving your significant other a golden shower while staying at a Disney attraction

Adam just got banned from Disney for giving his girl a golden Mickey at space mountain.

by Egg cup July 7, 2020

Golden Mole

The process of going down on a girl blindfolded with your hands tied behind your back.

Paris Hilton's new viral video features her getting a Golden Mole.

by BallerShotCaller21 February 13, 2017