September 23

September 23rd is National fuck your best friend day. Your allowed to give head, grab ass, and get laid but only with your best friend.

It’s September 23 I’ll be seeing you later today

by Ligit_infomation September 22, 2021

September 3

It’s the free ass pic. Send them to your friend

I would like it to be September 3 so I can get some free ass pics

by Idk_100 September 3, 2021

No stefan september

No simping for a boy named stefan

Him; are you gonna fuck stefan tonight
her: no its no stefan september

by Joseking September 1, 2020

September 11th

The best holiday of the year. 9/11 the best day in the world

Me:Hey bro it's September 11th....
My brother:national fund isis DAY!!!

by UnkoNoah November 21, 2021

September 23

This is the day when all fairy god mothers unleash there inner spectacle of greatness and have fun with the shreks Of the world

Omg you are so fierce were you born on September 23rd?

by ThatSherkHoe February 7, 2020

September 3

on this day the best boy in the world is born
:D

person 1: Hi, its september 3

person 2: oh (name) was born then he is sooo sexy, he's the best

person 1: yes, on this day the best boy in the world is born

by bryanbryanbryannnn April 14, 2021

september 9th

september 9th is national give ur bf/gf a head pat day. on this day you have to give ur bf/gf a had pat otherwise ur gonna be cursed for a whole year.

random kid: hey honey do you know what day it is?

random kids bf/gf: yea september 9th, why?

random kids bf/gf: oooohhhhh

random kid: *gives head pat.

by salt and pepper :) June 5, 2021