Toiley T. Paper

Toiley T. Paper is a toilet paper puppet that announces the "Poop Word of the Day"

Toiley T. Paper: Here's your Poop Word of the Day! Instead of saying you're going to take a poop, say you're-making chocolate pudding! Don't eat it, though.

by JeffyFanatic5000 November 7, 2022

Put me on Paper

Refers to a woman placing her child’s father on the government child support collection list.

J.R: My girl just put me on paper and the states tryna collect.
Day Day: Word? How much are they makin you pay?

by ThatClownShit September 21, 2023

read the paper motherfucker

An action performed by springtrap in Five Nights At Fuckboys 3.

S.Trap(In British accent) : Read the paper motherfucker

by 12346872763739393&3774747 January 23, 2017

flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014

Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Toilet Paper Jenga

The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash

Did you see that case of toilet paper Jenga? I'd hate to be the one that falls on!

by ds2014 March 14, 2014

tenure track paper

A scientific publication of mediocre quality published in a respectable scientific journal exclusively thanks to connections of the senior author. The connections are frequently a result of doing a PhD in a respectable lab at a respectable university under a supervision of a professor with a respectable reputation. The 'tenure track paper' doesn't really explain anything of scientific merit and usually has only one objective - to fill out one spot in a necessary publications quota of the senior author to secure the permanent Associate Professor position within the university, aka the tenure.

A: "What do you think of the paper of Long which just came out recently?"
B: "I'm wondering why he is getting paid to do this "research". Classic 'tenure track paper'...

by MMs November 4, 2014