A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
Get the Mouse Merchantmug. 
Guy 1: “Dude, u finna down that bottle of Tito’s?”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
by middavidson August 9, 2022
Get the Man or Mousemug. an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.
by epic memmme August 11, 2019
Get the Mickey Mouse Showmug. he's gayer than gay
by meesh mouse August 9, 2018
Get the meesh mousemug. The mouse girl thought the romantic comedy was cheezy even though she was the one other people rented/bought the movie for.
by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021
Get the Mouse girlmug. by Chittyfidy May 20, 2017
Get the chi-city mousemug.