tudor history

Tudor history is the most rubbish history. Modern preceeds it. Tudor history isnt even worth searching for.

Peadophilia in the tudor history period.

by barrytrotter199876579&69 November 2, 2013

the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

Clearing history

The act of wiping ones rusty Sherif badge after a hard wired or WI-Fi down load

Have been for a hard wired down load in there the big roll is rough I felt like not Clearing history

by Spogetastic July 7, 2016

writing history

an alternative way of saying you are taking a shit, mostly used in office with female colleagues.

"Probably after this lunch i'll be writing history"
"Awesome dude, i just went and it was great, pride!"

by wallis92 July 17, 2017

Ur history a mistery

The completion of all insults. Overrules ur ancestors incestors and ur species feces.

Human: ur ancestors incestors
Guy: ur species feces
Everyone:(silent)
Human: ur history a mistery
Everyone: (questioning their own existence)

by Coolman29 June 17, 2018

World History Honors

World history honors is a class in high school that will give you a crap ton of homework and class work it will ruin you’re life and make you cry.

me: i have world history honors next semester

person: haha good luck with that

by Allyson Crater September 16, 2019

chinas history

china's history is where a bunch of blind people talk in a random word with crazy dictator who like to bomb random countries for no reason, and cant see when the smile, there dictator bum is red as a potato and as chubby as big chungus

"have you seen chinas history" "yea it really bad"

by cocunutnack October 12, 2020