green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"
The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.
by Alocksly February 13, 2021
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Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac
by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
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gorilla hanger

A drink made with vodka and a drop of oj
I'd like a gorilla hanger
by gorilla hanger December 11, 2013
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Gorilla Teeth

Gorilla teeth is when someone has more gums showing in a smile then they have teeth showing. Serious cases of gorilla teeth occur where a smile can only show the gums and the top row of teeth.
That girl was super attractive until she smiled, her gorilla teeth were a total cock block.
by The_cro October 23, 2017
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Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion
Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection
by PickleKing11 May 14, 2023
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