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Tatty pipe 

Is it tatty pipe time again. Cork it with a tatty pipe.
Tatty pipe by Safetyinmind December 21, 2006

Skype Pipe 

A term used to describe the act of masturbation, or mutal masterbation during a video chat session. Usualy one person strips while the other watches, or sensual text is written by one or both. Coined by Comedian Toby McMullen.
"I really miss becky, but we skype piped last night and it feels like the next month will fly by. I cant wait to see her."
Skype Pipe by tpleezy April 13, 2010

jock your pies 

1960's slang. Jock meaning "whack" and pies meaning "buttocks," this phrase translates roughly to "Hit you on the ass." More popularly known as "Fuck your ass."
Fred: "Hey Joe, wanna know what I did with your girlfriend last night?"
Joe: "Jock your pies!"
jock your pies by Lost Snowguy February 5, 2009

Spinin the pipe 

To smoke/spin a meth pipe

hence spinin the pipe
Yo man what was Eddie doing last night

That foo was up all night spinin the pipe
Spinin the pipe by Dr.Shards January 19, 2010

alaskan pipeline 

taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...
gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer

hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...

gary- dont be like that babe

hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...

gary- hell yeah

hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me

gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch

hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
To swipe or steal something
(usually done very slick like...)
Man Laing is such a slick rick, he piped a Sobey's name tag and they never found out!
pipe by Bent Himself August 6, 2003