more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

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Being an Oompa Loompa

Bein an Oompa Loompa means that you share a fate with them. The fate of never ending labour that carries on until death.

You can also be "Oompa Loompa"-ed which means that one has been forced into his dire situation

Normally it is used in a humorous manner, mostly in a Videogame context. To mean that someone has totally outplayed and annihilated another person.

Other common spellings include "Oompa Loompa'ed" "Oompa Loompa-ed" "Oompa Loompaed"

A: What have you died to?
B: I have been "Oompa Loompa"-ed so fucking bad...

A: How's your Job?
B: I feel like a damn Oompa Loompa and might quit soon

A: lol, you are being an Oompa Loompa and you don't even notice
B: Man, don't be rude about me not wanting to quit my job

by Bosh_the_Drill January 15, 2023

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Being there for my brothers

It's crucial to support your brothers under any circumstances, even when faced with the prospect of death.

"Being there for my brothers" is defined to stand firm beside them, especially when it comes to defending your loved ones and preserving your own well-being.

by dontgetslimed January 30, 2024

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