An alpha unicorn is a non-
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 1, 2021

A group of delinquent fuck boys, who value pussy more than morals. They cherish getting laid more than getting paid. They would rather blame women around them than take responsibility for their own actions. Although if they like you, you’re safe. If they don't, you’re shunned because of their own portentous ignorance. Save yourself and show them how the game is played.
by GoldFlake69 November 30, 2023

by thefatcow_ March 25, 2021

1) A man with an extremely small microscopic penis(dick) also sometimes used to refer a man with no penis(dick).
2) He is a man who is a repeated offender for animal rape or gets pleasure in raping cattle's.
The one who gets pleasure is in raping dogs, goats and cows.
3) The man who has extremely bad taste in women, prefers to fuck women that are more manly or trans.
They enjoy getting fucked in their ass.
4) Third rate piece of shit, number one rapist(animal). absolute filth of society(the one that needs to be killed) . A Man
whore.
5) They make up stories and constantly boasts about themselves to overcome their ego and insecurity.
2) He is a man who is a repeated offender for animal rape or gets pleasure in raping cattle's.
The one who gets pleasure is in raping dogs, goats and cows.
3) The man who has extremely bad taste in women, prefers to fuck women that are more manly or trans.
They enjoy getting fucked in their ass.
4) Third rate piece of shit, number one rapist(animal). absolute filth of society(the one that needs to be killed) . A Man
whore.
5) They make up stories and constantly boasts about themselves to overcome their ego and insecurity.
"Oh look, another alpha shashi (Rahul Nair) is trying to claim it's not rape is you fuck a dog after getting drunk from having two sips of a beer! "
"He said that if I want to be an alpha shashi , I should hit my wife, pimp her out for 200 bucks a night and get drunk and fuck a goat every Friday!"
"He said that if I want to be an alpha shashi , I should hit my wife, pimp her out for 200 bucks a night and get drunk and fuck a goat every Friday!"
by alphashashi November 23, 2021

if someone says this to you then you are the true king of the ancient colony of the sigma skibidi rizzlers and you have unlimited rizz. you have so much rizz that you can rizz up a level 5 gyatt!!
You are skibidi sigma grimace shake kai cenat duke dennis baby gronk level 5 gyatt alpha rizzler!! Omg ur so rizzy 😍😍.
by rizzard of oz 🤫🧏♂️🧏♂️ May 21, 2024

Alpha is callipygian
by james rrsrf March 8, 2022

John's mom is basically a boomer and so out of it that it's painfully embarrassing. Total Gen Alpha.
by emcinto0 September 28, 2024
