Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023

Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023

Tim Minute

When any Tim leaves the room and says he'll be a minute, that minute can be a minute or 6 hours, it's random odds

Are you actually going to take a minute or is this a Tim minute

by Wallfenstein March 12, 2023

3 Minute Warning

When A Girlfriend Warns her boyfriend that she wants him off his video game console to go and do activities with her.

GF: I Want To Go On Hike Today and Take Photos

BF: Sorry I’m about to put on some Sea Of Thieves and Play with the Boys

GF: You’ve Got a 3 Minute Warning to get off or else

by RobbiePirate March 14, 2023

Minutes

Taking more than a quarter of an hour.

Up through 9-years-old when I pulled down my pants, my Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear was always still on, due to it took minutes to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn June 7, 2024

Woavyy Minutes

2 regular minutes is equal to 1 Woavyy minute

Mrs. Smith can I please have snevn more woavyy minutes

by Snevn July 1, 2024

last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.

driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”

by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024