Being Russian

When you are joking, kidding, usually when trying to diminish or retract a statement.

“Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”

by Ferballs January 28, 2024

Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.

John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.

by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014

Sexy being

You. Come to my place hey 😉

You are a sexy being

by Niamh_is_Irish August 3, 2020

Being a bitch

When your husbands that never touch you, pick you with his c* en the arm and waits for you to be happy! And you just get: Baaahhhh...kind a borring

You are being a bitch cause im trying so make you happy.

by Mundane13 July 15, 2018

being cannulated

being shafted while simultaneously being shat on by a group of people

David was being cannulated so much that today it was just another Tuesday.

by testymctestfaceee November 29, 2022

Being a Sophie

The act of inviting yourself to places and guilt tripping people until they let you do so. Stems from the unpopular nature of the name Sophie.

Dude, she was being a Sophie last night.

by BitchAssBitchBoy September 7, 2022

Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.

Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.

by sammyflakes June 11, 2016