Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
Get the Greasing the Crossmug. When someone really ain’t believing you or felling you hit em with the on John cross because some people don’t be felling on god
by Leyton Richland September 25, 2020
Get the On John crossmug. In tarot culture
When you watch a reading to find something out about someone else from their signs perspective.
When you watch a reading to find something out about someone else from their signs perspective.
“My ex is an Aries so I cross watched the Aries reading.”
“I’m an Aquarius but I’m watching Leo’s reading because that’s my friends sign, I’m cross watching by watching Leo.”
“She’s a cross watcher. She watches other people’s signs.”
“I’m an Aquarius but I’m watching Leo’s reading because that’s my friends sign, I’m cross watching by watching Leo.”
“She’s a cross watcher. She watches other people’s signs.”
by skyguy777 October 25, 2023
Get the cross watchermug. by Tango Tango April 28, 2010
Get the Tangorian Crossmug. by Jaymots Twentynine January 30, 2025
Get the anch crossmug. 
When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017
Get the Criss-Cross Chocolate Saucemug.