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i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.
by aludin May 18, 2007
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Ugh, fine i guess you are my little pogchamp, cmere.

What happens is that Ryuko Matoi starts to call you "a little pogchamp"
Ryuko: Ugh, fine i guess you are my little pogchamp, cmere.
Someone: Y/N
by pluto1024 November 29, 2020
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i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.
"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.
by Why do I exist March 13, 2018
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I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!
by Youronetruelove May 10, 2007
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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
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I r r e l e v a n t

I r r e l e v a n t

N o t I m p o r t a n t

👆 Bitch that's you

Yall boutta catch these hands cuzz yall think you relevant and act like the shit but fr fr you ainttttt, you trippin on cold ice nibba. You truly are irrelevant son so start acting irrelevant and leave your irrelevant ass back in a chair and watch me glo honey cause mhmmm im important mkay. Btw gotta space it out to show aesthetics, something YOU don't know so byeeee~~~ xoxo stay irrelevant hunty
You: Hey
Me: You i r r e l e v a n t bitch
by Ur Sexc Sharmuta January 18, 2017
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