Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_

"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"

by whispy82 October 9, 2023

Soft

Fat

I have a thing for soft women

by udposterrrrrrrr October 31, 2021

Soft

When an item is so aesthetically pleasing beyond comparison that it brings you to a point of intense climaxation and you can't help but explode with sensation, thus forcing the word to be whispered to prevent the premature ejaculation.

John: Oh boy that really is *soft*
Wendy: Why did you whisper sof- *intense climax*

by Tentacle_Rider69 April 5, 2018

Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.

“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

soft clipper

The soft clipper's job is to curl frequencies and limit them.
Narnia approved.

"What a gay clipper" , "Tom! Did you ate your clipper? ", "You're such a soft clipper!"

by Willix ned member May 16, 2020

Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 3, 2023