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Ukulele Wanker

An extremely woke individual who attends protests / activism shit with a ukulele. This person is usually very entitled and delusional, not being able to see the real world, only what they would like to see.
Q: What did Daz Black call the Vegan Teacher?
A: A Ukulele Wanker
by KittyKat Slater February 19, 2026
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wanker's wedding ring

A callus or blister that forms around the circumference of the foreskin as a result of excessive masturbation.
🎶 My dick had her calling me a king 🎶
🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
- My Dick by Mickey Avalon
by A Silly Cat February 22, 2026
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