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creepers

A Bunch of badasses who will choke you to death and piss on your lifeless corpse and possibly spangle you(see def of spangle)
by SDspangler March 12, 2004
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Creeper

NERD ALERT THE FOLLOWING WORD CONTAINS VARIOUS NERD PHRASES AND TERMS DO NOT READ WITHOUT FORESIGHT

The Creeper (Creeperus Suicidus) is a character from Ancient Minecratian Theology.

Creeper actually refers to an entire race, who were the decendents of Creeper.

The legend goes that when the terrain was fist generated by Notch, there was Steve, and Creeper. Steve and Creeper were not generated in the same chunk, or even the same thousand chunks. Steve first created an axe and a hoe with which to start a house and a farm. The Creeper on the other hand, began to use TMI to get gunpowder and mix it with sand to create a bomb. He would place that bomb in water and don a protective suit to be blasted up into the heavens, for a cheap thrill. When the terrain had been generated, Notch had sent his 10 commandments, one of which read, "Thou shalt not use mods". As punishment for breaking this commandment, Notch turned The Creeper into a hideous 4-legged green beast. This made the Creeper very sad. Much time later, he gave birth through an eggsack, and the creeper race started. Many years later, Steve's desendents (all named Steve) met the creepers. Desperate for a hug, the Creepers ran to hug Steve, but found the prospect to exciting, and ignit the gunpowder within them, genetic leftovers from TMI. To this day, creepers still haunt the earth with a perpetual frown, waiting for Steve to hug them.
Steve I: Got your sword? And Armor?

Steve II: Yep

Steve I: I think we're finally ready to hug a creeper.

Steve II: I feel so sad for them.

Steve I: IKR
by LOGAN IS AWESOME December 4, 2011
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Creeper

When a persons pants, jeans, undwear or basically any type of clothing that covers your butt is jammed up the crack. Commonly seen in middle aged women and overweight people. A close cousin to camel toe and moose knuckle.
did you see that guys creeper, his ass was eating his jeans.
by chadjerimy July 25, 2010
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creep vine

Your fucking a girl so shes doggy style you tell her "hold on i need to adjust" just then your friend sneeks in and u both preceed to double penatrait her ass.
I was fucking dave when that dirty bastard slipped me into creep vine.
by Mario party players May 9, 2006
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design creep

Unncessary placement of graphics on otherwise normal items in order to make a product stand out from its competitors. Tends to 'creep' in with each successive line of products in order to maintain market share. Ultimately driven by broader design creep trends within a given market segment.
"Hey, that would be a sweet cowboy shirt if it weren't for the design creep on the pockets"
by moltencore October 1, 2007
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creep

One who takes a 20fl oz. bottled water that is not his from a conference room.
Jim is such a creep for taking that water.
by g.coles March 14, 2007
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creeper creeper

A creeper who only creeps on creepers. Can be on or offline.
1. Ben was creeping on me and my friends in the library, so I creeped on him. That makes me a creeper creeper.

2. I creeped on Jeff's facebook to find out if he was creeping on anyone.
by John Dubya Olson May 20, 2008
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