Clown & Frown

Clown & Frown - A date consisting of eating at McDonald's, then anal sex.

Hey babe, you want some Clown & Frown... It's like Netflix and chill. Except we go to McDonald's and it makes your ass hurt.

by lazypc September 13, 2020

Clown Allergies

1. Sneezing that is blamed on your co-workers.
2. Feeling ill dealing with incompetent co-workers.

That clown sitting in the cube next to me is giving me clown allergies.

by Dust373 August 17, 2012

Clown Jacked

To have something destroyed or damaged by a person who isn't qualified or educated in the repair process of a particular object or item.

I gave my laptop to my buddy to fix and I got clown jacked! Now it runs worse than ever!

by JAG1273 March 14, 2012

Clown Flap

A clown that has a poop flap on his/her behind.

Oh my god, He's taking off his clown flap!!!

by Blaze Nightfire November 1, 2011

Top clown

Someone that does not work a Traditional type of job, New school.
Ex. Food delivery, airbnb, Ride share drivers, Online stars and etc.

"I heard Mike got a top clown job lol."

by 459395 May 2, 2023

Clown Juice

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.

Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.

by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023

snoop clown

Someone who suspects that they are being watched or actually is under surveillance, who intentionally acts like a clown, or does something unique and unexpected to cause the folks watching to burst out in laughter, or to discuss the activity, to allow the person being watched to confirm their presence. Can also refer to a person who acts in this manner solely for the entertainment of the folks watching, and for himself of herself.

I acted like a snoop clown to get the folks that were looking at me through my window to laugh.

by Detective Wizard November 3, 2019