"If you look up the word UDDERS, you might be surprised to find out that apart from meaning tIts, gazongers, bristols, melons, jugs or barrage balloons, it also means CONTRIBUTORS TO THE UD the urban dictionary! Wow!"
by TONY of SXW2 May 13, 2024
Get the Udders mug.When a woman with large breasts smacks herself in the head with one or both of them as the result of sudden up & down movement.
Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.
by McMurray515 May 14, 2024
Get the Udder Uppercuts mug.When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow
Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
by Beefeth June 30, 2021
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