Raisin Muffin Top

A muffin top is when a womans fat bubbles over her jean line. The raisins are when the fatty skin is covered in moles.

My god!!! Check out the raisin muffin top on that chick! I just want to butter it up and take a big bite.

by ZMAN0218 January 14, 2009

montana muffin top

Another name for a blow job.

Do you what a Montana muffin top?

by Asuna1017 October 2, 2017

english muffin top

when a girl has a muffin top as a result of eating too many english muffins

By golly, that girl with the english muffin top has been eating english muffins all day long!

by ohhfiasco February 3, 2010

Flying muffin top

Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.

I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.

by cellar 56 January 26, 2010

Split Top Muffin Drop

As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet pussy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.

I got a broken nose when that fat bitch split top muffin dropped me.

by biff mcbifferton January 24, 2009

Top Muffin

Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!

1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"

by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010

Top of the Muffin

Slang for fuck, used to mask the true meaning of the insult. Any small words (to) should be ignored.

Top of the Muffin to you.

by Terra February 5, 2005