Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025

turkmenistanian harp

When you braid your partners butt hairs and tape them to the side and then pluck them like a harp whilst your partner plays your wiener like a flute

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Wanna do the Turkmenistanian Harp?
Person 1: Sure

by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025

Harping

A situation where someone unintentionally acts dumb, unserious, or distracted during a game, yet still manages to be the top performer. The behavior appears clueless on the surface, but masks a high level of skill that somehow comes through.

person A:"dude stop harping and lock tf in"
person b:"dewd im only harping its not that serious"

by zzzyrin October 11, 2025