Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

Thong curds

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome

On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.

by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023

Curd

A curd is when you resin your turd so it hardens and then use it as a cock

Can I stick my curd up you Karen

by Hardpoo November 23, 2023

Curd

A curd is when you resin your turd so it hardens and then use it as a cock

Can I stick my curd up you Karen

by Hardpoo November 23, 2023

dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023

Cheese Curd

Someone who is a fan of the artist known as CrissCrossCannibal or The Cross System.

"Hello my little cheese curds!

by CrissCrossCannibal October 13, 2022