nubbly curd

1) The goat cheese at the bottom of the container.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.

I was doing the dishes when I accidentally scrubbed the nubbly curd out of the bottom of my favorite coffee cup. My roommate is going to get the ass beating of a life time when he gets home.

by anonomys spiderman July 10, 2011

toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.

last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00

by bummy holey January 29, 2018

Curd

A curd is when you resin your turd so it hardens and then use it as a cock

Can I stick my curd up you Karen

by Hardpoo November 23, 2023

Oh Curds

An interjection that expresses emotions of shock, surprise, and disturbance.

"Oh curds, this isn't going to be good..."

by TheRedPawn November 21, 2024

Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023

Bean Curd

Is used as a comedic insult or when someone/something is being a idiot or as something you call people for no and it can also mean the food Tofu.

Sorry guys my internet is being a Bean Curd
(Or) Hello bean curds

by RoccoTaco0 October 31, 2021

curd up the fridge

Mike green

Mike green is curd up the fridge

by Lolatu8926363828 September 6, 2016