feeling that sweet crimp

The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis

Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park

by Kuntphlap March 4, 2024

crimp

A person who has no mental capacity to process their own thoughts and beliefs and blindly follow the things they are told by others.

A scum, degenerate, or generally bitchy or annoying person.

Random: kill all men

Me: you're a fucking crimp

by ahMaybe July 7, 2021

Crimp

A crimp is a difficult person who just won't go away. Meddling and irritating, they always have some dumb thing to add to someone else's conversation. They'll bring an unannounced friend to your lunch date or ask inappropriate questions like “So how much did you pay for that?”, “Did you get fired or did you quit?”, or “Who were you texting just now?”

"He is such a crimp. I wish he'd just stay out of this"
"Tell that crimp to mind her own business"
"I can't ever have a private conversation with that crimp hanging around."

by Fluffy McDuffy January 13, 2026