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wasteman

If you are a wasteman it means you are wet (weak and shy) you aren't liked my the people in your school or community and you are not seen as a threat or as someone to respect. Being a wasteman is like being a withered flower; dead,weak and useless. There isnt anything good about being a wasteman and is a huge insult.
"Oh bro look its him that wasteman again"
"Shutup you wasteman"
by iaintneverseen2prettybsf November 6, 2020
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WASTEMAN

A man who is over 30 and still lives at home with his mum. Doesn't dress his age, acts as if he is 16 years old. Scams the government and probably has his mum claim him on her taxes. Never had a real job because his mum always gave him things to do around the flat or pop probably left him with a shop. A serial cheater who would never commit. Smells musty most of the time. Probably forced gurls to have an abortion or doesn't take care of his kids at all because it's too hard for him. Treats women with fake respect. A wasteman usually has a wonderful gal but treats her like crap for wastewomen.
He's a wasteman, stay away from him before you go being Mrs. Wasteman, innit?
by aboveall777 March 7, 2021
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Wasteman

When you are part of a group project and suddenly take a trip to Switzerland without telling anyone, THEN you become a waste of space.
When is DonkeyKong arriving?
*nobody knows*
*calls DonkeyKong*
"Where are you?"
"I'm in Switzerland."
"Why the FUCK didn’t you tell us? We need your stupid work done!"
Damn, DonkeyKong is a complete wasteman.
by Mr.fatNeek February 22, 2025
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Wasteman

by Flirtingsexymind December 31, 2021
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wasteman tings

Things that would differentiate a normal person from a fucking retard such as being a retarded fuck or acting like the top cunt for no reason.
"Ayo wagwan g, whats up"
"Nothing brah, but Tom's being a fucking cuntbag again"
"Dont worry bout it mandem, he's just on dem wasteman tings and dat. I'll pullup to his ends later with an FN"
by eshays bah 69420 September 11, 2022
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Wasteman

Can be used to diss people
It’s means you are the most useless yute or your just a dickhead
Shut up you wasteman
by Urlocalafghan May 13, 2020
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Wasteman

A guy that does nothing with his life and just talks down about other people that are actually doing something with their life.
Laqueesha: Justin is the biggest Wasteman I've ever seen

Sara: No Cap!
by Westbrooks August 14, 2020
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