Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you

Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder

by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020

udder me

hit dick with boobs

damn she udder me real good

by hiopio May 7, 2018