Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Spotify

The music streaming software that makes ads about not wanting ads. Also has more ads then YouTube.

Person 1: Oh I love this song, Ill play this instead. *clicks on song*
Spotify: Get Spotify premium so you don't have to listen to ads and get more of the experience. *30 secs pass*
*Another 30 sec add plays*

by Whyyoulookingatmyusername September 6, 2021

Spotify whore

A man or woman who has many followers on Spotify. A Spotify whore gives you hope by pretending they love through music but they have this connection with 15 people.

Jake shares his music with every girl he knows, he’s such a Spotify whore.

by Shookalaka October 20, 2023

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Spotify

The one app which I can cry to

Some random mofo: why r u always listening to driver’s license on Spotify

Me: I wonder why

by Theoneloner April 12, 2021

spotify

A music streaming app and website. There's a free version with ads, and a premium version without them (plus unlimited skips on songs).

Person A: What's your Spotify username? I wanna follow you.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023