Glagina

Much like the famous glenis.. everyone in the galaxy of Ne'Fron has a glagina on their elbow. It resembles the face of their leader (Mike Tyson) and must be fed 3 hàn băo bāo daily. HOWEVER, the people of Glizzopia are jealous and want to eradicate all glagina... by killing their diet... hàn băo bāo.

NB: In order to successfully feed a glagina a hàn băo bāo, one must say Ní hăo Glagina to wake her up and then while feeding her.. chī nǐ de hàn băo bāo!
Unlike the glenis.. the glagina were surgically attached to the Ne'Fronians by the government.

Woman 1: Hey .. you got a lame glagina!
Glagina of woman 2: Hey girlll ;) love yer nails purrrr
Woman 1: damn sorry I didn't realise she was sound like that!?
Woman 2: Xièxiè sister!

by The Big Bux December 2, 2025

Lady Gagita

Drag Race TV5 first runner-up and one of MPG DELUXE's most talked-about, problematic popsters (main popgirls stanposting).
Her Ariana Grande make-up transition, like her nose contour, became meme material and made her more famous.
Among all the kweens, she's the most problematic and stupid of them all. Instead of exploiting the situation by promoting herself and using it for popularity like Kween Gaia, Leng-Leng, Doja Kakai, and Yasmine. She takes the satire posting seriously and remains the most pressed popstar.

Lady Gagita has dethroned Deigo Abonto as this week's MPG DELUXE HOT TOPIC.

CANCELLED LADY GAGITA

MPG DELUXE JAIL ERA MGA BIOT

by mpg November 22, 2021