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Ukrainian soldiers: "russian warship, go fuck yourself
by 420weedloveerr February 25, 2022
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Go fuck yourself

A thing to tell your teachers on the last day of school which means "I hope you become fulfilled with your life and find happiness".
James- "Hey Mr. Jones, you've been a great teacher all year, and I just wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself"
Mr. Jones- "That is such a nice thing to say, I hope you have an amazing summer!"
by Nomboss June 2, 2023
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Hym "But that's the problem here Megyn. I DON'T know what's going on in my blindspot and I SHOULD know that and YOU should be telling me that immediately instead of leaving me in the dark. And you are wasting everybody's time (and potentially their lives) by not doing that. So here's the problem. You worked with the imposter to spite me and you tried to help them do a 'single white female' to me. Alright? So it's too late for them. That was a mistake. And a final one. We're past it. But YOU... I mean, I'm not going to tell you to 'go fuck yourself' but YOU need to reconsider how this is going to work here. Because I'm tired of fucking waiting on this. OK? This could be going much better and your stubborness is clearly the reason it isn't. So, say goodbye to the imposter. They are done. You get the fuck over here and do the thing I want you to do and do it the way I told you to do it. And then next person who tell you not to do that is getting on a first class trip with the imposter and flying straight to heaven immediately with them. And for every day I have to wait a member of their families can go with them for all I care. But this is non-negotiable. You don't get to attempt a 'single white female' on me. It's no different than attempted murder (in abstraction) and the contract explicitly states that they are not allowed to do that. So... We're done here."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
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Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?
Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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