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Puddle Love

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
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Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love
by Death Menace August 31, 2023
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Love

Love
by Oof memes November 9, 2018
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numb love

When you sit on your hand till it is numb then masterbate. It feels like someone else's hand.
Man i havent had sex in days i am going home for some numb love.
by Dougsda1 July 6, 2017
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Love Ladder

Similar to love handles. It's when one has so many love handles that it resembles more of a ladder going up their side.
Damn, Brian got so big it looks like he's got a ladder of love handles going up his side, looks more like a love ladder.
by PresBurrito May 16, 2011
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Forbidden Love relationship

This is when a adult have a romantic relationship with a minor or underage person or a kid. You can but you can’t do anything sexual with this minor until she’s the legal age of consent or their parents consent to the two of you marriage and you get married. So basically kissing and hugging and cuddling but be careful of cuddling that nothing sexual is about it. Including sensitive areas.
I had a forbidden love relationship with this five year old girl since she was 5 years old and had to wait 13 years later before we can get married and have sex. All we did was kiss and we still happy in love 40 years later. Faithful and don’t ever cheat on each other with many children who are all stars and the greatest kids ever.
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Love

Love is only one word but, can describe millions of other words, love is a very deep hole, you can get trapped in it's never ending confusion not knowing a way out, you try and try to escape but, there's no going back, you fell in love.
by Demogorgon 11:11 May 26, 2018
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