I Love Futbol

An euphemism generally used to refer to intense homosexual intercourse involving more than 2 men, used by people to weed out other gay men in online communities.

Gay man: Man, i love futbol
Normal man: Hey isn't it called football?
Gay man 2: I love futbol too, great stuff

by ANotThatFunnyJester August 21, 2022

Love you

The worse version of “I love you” without the “I” the saying is meaningless. Basically like saying you don’t love someone enough to type out the whole phrase too. It hurts my soul when people say this to me. Just put the “I”. Please.

You- “I love you”
Your S/O- “love you too”
You*thinking*- damn that hurt

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 April 21, 2022

Love-Crumbs

The sporadic 'love' you're getting within a toxic partnership that you mistake for the real deal.

She was tired of him only showing up when it suited him; chasing after him for 'love-crumbs'. She knew she deserved more.

by Jen's I-Am March 9, 2025

1143 my love

I feel from our beginning till now.. this day,
We’ve made immense growth I just want to take a second to tell you and thank you…
For slowly unfolding layers of myself, parts of me I never thought I could be or see or to hold as much love as I do now in my heart. I am so thankful for this slow winding (sometimes was crazy :p) experience and journey with you… with me every step, every day.
I miss you, adore you and love every piece of you. Nothing ever ever changes this. ❤️

1143 my love

by Hehehe555 December 18, 2023

i love my sons

i love the fuck out of my sons keep scrolling

i love my sons and thats the tea

by 1dhoe February 21, 2018

zombie love

Extremely slow coitus.

I met an Italian man, and we made zombie love in this truck.

by the corpser in the rye December 4, 2013

Love Shark Day

April 3rd, we will all show our love and affection towards "SomeRedShark", a moderator of Floppa's Cafe, a 5k member discord server.

HAPPY LOVE SHARK DAY

by Physresoul April 2, 2021