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PP-SPLICE

When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!

Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!

Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
by Laglog December 1, 2024
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PP TeePee

The cone-shaped structure that is built by a man’s undergarments and his penis when it’s in an erect state and acts as the main support beam for the structure.
Every time I watch a Golden Girls marathon, my man uncontrollably builds a pp teepee. Of course I always have to enter and admire his work.
by WeinerSwinger4Lyfe December 6, 2024
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PP TeePee

The cone-shaped structure that is built by a man’s undergarments and his penis when it’s in an erect state and acts as the main support beam for the structure.
Every time I watch a Golden Girls marathon, my man uncontrollably builds a pp teepee. Of course I always have to enter and admire his work.
by WeinerSwinger4Lyfe December 6, 2024
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PP TeePee

The cone-shaped structure that is built by a man’s undergarments and his penis when it’s in an erect state and acts as the main support beam for the structure.
Every time I watch a Golden Girls marathon, my man uncontrollably builds a pp teepee. Of course / always have to enter and admire his work.
by WeinerSwinger4Lyfe December 6, 2024
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Jago pp arker

Someone who farts frequently is always full of gas
Hi I’m jago pp arker! I’m full of gas and I fart frequently
by Jagoo pp December 23, 2024
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Jago pp arker

Someone who farts frequently on people and is full of gas
Hi I’m Jago pp arker! I am full of gas and like to fart <3
by Jagoo pp December 23, 2024
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PP

Standing for (Penis Period). It is the condition that affects males every 3 months, lasting around a week it is a severely painful process that slightly inflates the male genitals and causes swelling for a short time before drainage through the urethra or absorption within the body.
Broooo, I just had my PP last week, it sucked!
by Dr. Steven Rodgers July 9, 2025
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