Your Mum

She's gay

Wow Your mum is super gay

by sjdjshfhh November 4, 2020

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

Your mum

defining something big and fat
sometimes hot

Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.

by deez_slimy May 15, 2022

Suck your mum

This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.

Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”

Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”

*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.

by TheBritslangTranslator August 19, 2022

scotts mum

A very busty lady that loves it up the shitter

she took it like she was scotts mum!

by dnalnflknfkl;n fan] February 24, 2015

Morgz Mum

Morgz mum is the parent of popular Youtuber Morgz hence the origin of her online username. Her real name is Jill Hudson at a height of 5 ft 9 in and weighs 66 kg. She is a continuously growing channel and has beaten popular Youtubers subscriber count which has caused controversy with the youtuber Will be who feared her growth and wanted her to fail, however he was defeated. Many other Youtubers fear her like PewDiePie,Pyrocynical and Keen star.

Loathsome fool : hey let's watch morgz mum
Bruh sound effect guy: Who's that?
Loathsome fool: Only one of the fastest growing channel on YouTube.

by Chubby cunt December 13, 2019