Black Forest Ham

The dark thick forest downstairs ;

This chick had a huge black forest ham !

by 123toothpaste123 January 16, 2009

SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY

The worst school in history every single girl in that school stuffs their bra's with paper to impress the boys who just plain dumb. I would know I go their it fucking sucks.

Taja: I'm out of paper to stuff my bra with do you have any?

Latae: No ask Tina at lunch.

Tina: I'm right here. You can't have any I'm going for Nicolas.

Taja: I thought that you hated french dudes.

Tina: *sits by Nicolas and giggles.*

Nicolas: *stares at Tina* Did you get fatter?

Tina: *stands up and fake falls*

Nicolas: *eats his soup then move back to Oklahoma a month later*

Tina: Hits on Dominick.

All this is a real story this happened a not so long ago time at SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY.

by lovelykitty2000 April 22, 2011

Forestalgia

fore·stal·gi·a
n.

1. A bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations to come in the future.
2. To imagine what the future holds.

1. While sitting in class Razmig began having forestalgic dreams.
2. James began day dreaming of what the future could hold, he was overtaken by forestalgia.

by razmiga March 5, 2006

Forbes

Usually a very large, unattractive girl. Tends to refer to an extremly round, greasy, fat chick. Has no sense of fashion, lacking in the looks department and usually from the rural parts of the county (as in "hick gross"). Can be found frequenting in unfortunate bars and never ever has a boyfriend (unless he's just as nasty as she, and he always will be, forbes' don't get hot guys). They tend to cling onto whatever they can get (as in friends or loved ones), their usually very poor and usually dont relize how awful they are. If you see a forbes, do them a favor and put them in there place, let them know how fucked they are. When discussing a "forbes", one must always relize that there is no potential for change- born ugly, dieing ugly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit, did you see that nasty bitch?"
Guy 2: "Unfortunatly, Yes, what a fucking Forbes"

Girl A: "I just had a burger and fries, I gotta go work this fat off"
Girl B: "Crap, you better run an extra mile, you dont want to turn into a forbes, eeewwwww"

"I'm feeling so Forbes-y today, I gained 3 pounds!!!"

by **Baby~Girl** February 25, 2008

Turd Fergeson

A middle aged individual that enjoys jerking off to pictures of dolls.

dude, raverchris should change his name to "Turd Fergeson"

by La BONCH February 16, 2003

forest business

Busniess Casual in the form of fairy-tale landish attire: green themed clothing, pointed attachable ears, possible tights, flowing dresses reguarding nature, etc.

This year's student govenment luncheon theme will be forest business.

Men: Tights, pointed ears, Green Button down shirt

Women: Any shade of green dress, or Green formal shirt with skirt.

by OCC InterClub Council 06-07 May 7, 2007

forcesaken

Compelled to sacrifice something to be with a romantic partner.

Now that you're dating a vegetarian have you forcesaken bacon?

by Jungok January 25, 2010