Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

over/under

(phrase): a way to humble someone by asking if they surpass a specific, often low, threshold

“over/under 0.5 D1 offers?”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

《¤》Over《¤》And《¤》Under《¤》Consent《¤》Is《¤》Hospitlization《¤》

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《¤》Over《¤》And《¤》Under《¤》Consent《¤》Is《¤》Hospitlization《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Under investigation

American media's favorite word

Some spit on bathroom floor of the factory where I work. My manager said spitgate was not under investigation.

by Sexydimma March 11, 2025

Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025