I am you
by Beastmode1158 November 02, 2020
Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.
I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
by Bad C dev February 23, 2023
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by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob June 01, 2024
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025
Teacher: I know you cheated on those tests bob, you will find out your results on Friday.
*Bob turns to friend*
Bob: I am finished.
*Bob turns to friend*
Bob: I am finished.
by CocacolaKeyboard March 26, 2024
The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 03, 2024